Jitters

I am one nervous wreck. What's going to happen now? I'll find out in two days. :|

Food Research

It all started at noon a few hours ago when my sister asked my mom about our lunch food. Mom said, "Spare ribs yan." So I asked my family if anybody knew why they were called "Spare Ribs". And since nobody was able to give me a decent answer, I started researching about it on the internet and here's what I found.


Spare ribs, or spareribs, come from the underbelly or side of the big--below the back ribs and above the pig's sternum. 


Term's Origins

There are many speculations on the origin of the term "spare rib" with Charles Perry as the most popular source. According to Perry, in the 17th century, the English used the word "ribs spare"---adapted from the German word "rippenspeer" referring to smoked pork loins. Spareribs.com reports "spare ribs" might have been the original term since the English used spears to cook these ribs or that the term "spare" refers to the small amount of meat found on this cut.

Very interesting info. On a side note, while I was browsing the internet I saw this really weird website. I posted the contents here but I think they're kind of PG-13 or R-18 or whatever. So here's the part where I'm supposed to warn kids about it.

WARNING.














You have been warned. See below.


Fur Burger - A juicy delicious part of the female body located below the navel and directly above the taint. Usually served warm with a generous portion of thighs.
Lick Lagger - The act of performing cunnilingus.
Chug Chowder - The act of performing fellatio.


What the fuck right? Americans. LOL




Sources:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tender%20loin

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Girlfriend 101

One of my boy friends told me, "You girls really love to make things more complicated, don't you?"

In a split second, my female mind instinctively came up with at least 5 comebacks to that statement.  I thought of my boyfriend, then I answered, "Well yeah... I guess we do."


When I was in high school, I wasn't the type of girl that guys came after. I was the best girl friend; They came to me for advice because they thought that I was some kind of wise relationships-guru. Reading between the lines, that actually means that my love life back then was almost zero (because it wasn't) and I was a bit bitter about it but nobody noticed. Nevertheless, I can say that I was exposed to many immature relationships in the past. Senseless breakups, cheating on your girl, cheating on your two girls, the rebound girl, the f*ck buddy, you name it! I told myself that if I did get a chance to finally have a decent boyfriend, I will not take up the role of "nagging suspicious girlfriend". I will not be strict. I will trust when I say so. Back then, I used to say it this way: "I will be a friend." And in my... almost 4 years of girlfriend-ship, I learned that it is actually very very hard to keep that promise. Of course, there's still that possibility that your boyfriend might the nice good-two-shoes type yada yada yada, in which case your relationship would probably stay as boring as it is peaceful. Let's say for example your boyfriend was the normal  type. Normal can mean any of the following:
- A guy who is not showy in public. He probably gets embarassed easily when teased about his girlfriend.
- A guy who can spend more time with basketball, computer games, or tv than with you. And it's not a problem.
- A guy who flirts and thinks it's okay.
- A guy who is weight-concious about his girlfriend.
- A guy who does not always helps you carry your things.
- A guy who is not too sweet. He does not sing for you or make you poems or sick cheezy songs.
- Whatever you can think of that annoys you


If you have a normal boyfriend, then expect 100% that you will eventually go into suspicious nagging girlfriend mode. and you know what? That's not really your fault AS LONG AS you don't go beyond the line. There's this invisible nagging limit that is acceptable for most normal guys. You can start to get suspicious, check their phones or try to outwit them which WILL annoy them trust me. But that's okay. That is part of a healthy non-boring relationship. Do not, however, let the crazy female in you take control of your mind. We have what we call our instinct that will tell us when something is wrong. It is not, however, responsible for the crazy ideas that you think your boyfriend is doing behind your back. I personally went through something similar a few months ago and it was crazy. Thinking about it now it's actually all so funny and I can't believe I let myself get swayed with other people's ideas. A problem that could have been solved with a few simple conversations changed into something that had to be solved with added sarcastic remarks and much negativity. (Don't get me wrong. It was not all my fault.) SO I came up with the following conclusions.


1. Yes. We, girls, love to make things more complicated than it is. It is actually part of the roller-coaster ride we call a healthy relationship. Guys should accept that fact.
2. We can be easily affected with other people's thoughts especially when we are emotional. So when asking for advice, always approach with caution. Keep an open mind.
3. There is no better cure to a lover's quarrel than a decent open conversion. And some s*x. (Just kidding)
4. Never forget mistakes. Keep them in a little treasure chest in your mind for future reference. And by reference I don't mean that you're supposed to use them as emergency blackmail items but as lessons learned so that you don't make the same mistakes in the future.
5. Men are human. Stop with the crazy ideas. Half of them aren't even physically possible. 
6. When things get complicated, 70% of the time it is actually the fault of the woman.


So chill. Stop wasting time with too much anti-pain measures. When you get hurt, you probably deserve it.






"The funny thing is that we love to make life so complicated when the path to happiness is actually just straight ahead." - T.G.

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